biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

"dracula's wives" no those are his deadbeat roommates who haven't paid rent in a millennium and just hang around the castle providing ambience and loudly judging dracula's life choices

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

#and like all terrible roommates they don't feel the least bit guilty about stealing his food (jonathan)

nudityandnerdery

I have eaten
the solicitor
that was in
the castle

and which
you were probably
saving
for torment

Forgive me
they were delicious
so British
and so paprika-y

anniespositivity

In a world filled with many wonderful people, please never forget that you are one of them. It is normal to feel small, insignificant even, when you meet new people. It is easy to recognise how amazing, beautiful and talented others are and to forget about your own strengths. I just want to remind you that even if there are 7.9 billion people in this world, you are still one of a kind. You still matter. And your existence is important. The voices in your head might be saying that your life is pointless, because you are not as special as others; that's a lie, my love. You are so special. It is time to finally recognise your worth.

willcub

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

moonblossom

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

cersei-the-truth-bombardier

[Singing]
T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far?
Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more–
Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

breadeddragons

HEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!

the-awkward-turt

For those who are wondering, this is not Photoshopped. It is not all that unusual for adult sulcatas to walk/burrow through drywall. Not necessarily for any particular reason, just because they feel like digging and can’t be bothered by the frivolity of human structures.

bunjywunjy

I like that this happens often enough that it is a known problem with this species

heavyweightheart

keeping my eye out for the most up-to-date size-inclusive guidelines for pregnancy prevention & termination (pls add on if you have resources), but here’s a quick rundown from a wonderful HAES physician & fat activist:

As the conversation about abortion swirls, it’s a good time to remind ourselves and our patients that plan B is less effective in patients over 155lbs (?!). 

The best advice for patients of size until better products are available is to:

- take 2 if you have them. 

- take 1 as soon as possible if you don’t have two

- Ella is effective up to a BMI of 30, less effective up to 35. It also can be used with no decreased effectiveness up to day 5. 

- Copper IUDs are the most effective post coital contraceptive

- ocps are also less effective in fat patients and may not provide as good endometrial or pregnancy protection

- Progesterone IUDs should be strongly considered in patients of size who want to prevent pregnancy or need endometrial protection, especially if they live or study in abortion restricted states. 

- I don’t know the weight significance for abortion pills- looking into it.

heavyweightheart
conarcoin

resources for staying safe online

always important, but i feel like especially recently. particularly stuff that’s a bit more than just the usual “don’t post personal info”

feel free to share this post on twitter or anywhere else, staying safe is important

conarcoin

note: very slightly updated, reblog this version instead